Oh, I’m a fun guy, you know? I mean, you talk about lying. I was lying the whole time! This is who I really am! This is me! This is the real me! I’m artistic!
lizdexia: I feel like Emma Thompson is 100% that cool crazy aunt who sometimes has six glasses of wine at dinner and says stuff like “You know, we all thought your dad was gay until he knocked up your mom — OH SORRY JIM,” and then joins the men in the living room for an after-dinner cigar and puts the lit end in her mouth and it doesn’t even faze her.
Eddie Izzard on The Project (Australia) [x]
Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/
He said it, he said the thing.
Hot and sour! We love this hearty soup from Joanne Chang’s Hot and Sour Soup
"You’re telling me you’re going to behave tonight ?" "I’ll try…"
"A sexualidade típica do machão é impessoal, estereotipada e limitada. Cumprir o papel de macho é o principal objetivo. Trocar afeto e prazer com a parceira é secundário. Importante mesmo é o pênis ficar ereto, bem rígido e ejacular bastante. A mulher, para tal homem, só é interessante como…
I miss it so much.
Pretty much my reaction to this whole day.
I’m feeling terrible.